During his short tenure as communications director, Scaramucci has (understandably) made few public references to Nicholas and other members of his family.
But a rise like this, built on nothing but flair, money, and lustful ambition, was never going to be sustainable. He read some of the direct quotes about Bannon from the article, eliciting laughs and applause from the audience.
Fertile ground, certainly, for the US' late night hosts.
Forget politics, here's what the Mooch could do instead.
"Guo Wengui has on record revealed that HNA is a Chinese infiltration scheme operated by the Chinese intelligence organizations directly reporting to Wang Qishan, financed by state owned banks, with the singular objective of buying American strategic assets, senior government officials and politicians", according to Hoover Fellow and Geostrategy-Direct.com contributing editor Maochun Yu. Let's just hope he doesn't get mugged off.
Calls and emails to Mr. Scaramucci and Ms. Ball went unanswered on Sunday, but Mr. Scaramucci addressed the situation on Twitter over the weekend.
'The Mooch is leaving his job to spend more time with his.oh, wait, ' wrote comedienne Jen Kirkman.
Yet Kimmel's telephone interview wasn't with the real Scaramucci, but rather with someone who was impersonating him and swearing a lot.
They will expect no less and no more in Trump's next hire. His use of "we" makes clear what side he was on. How else can you describe a place where a guy who goes by the nickname "The Mooch" (a.k.a. recently appointed and sacked White House communications director Anthony Scaramucci) reportedly misses the birth of his child so that he can hang with his buddy, a guy called "The Donald"? Scaramucci is intact financially and his profile has been raised immeasurably.
Still, despite the scorn heaped upon him, Scaramucci continues to own a tremendous asset in SkyBridge that paid him $5 million in earnings and $5 million in pay just in the first six months of this year.
Stephen Colbert " I was shocked by this breaking 'new-ch, '" the "Late Show" host began his broadcast. It turns out that politicians are fickle friends; as soon as a new power player, General Kelly, wanted him gone, the Mooch was kicked to the curb. Noah said. "I haven't even finished my Scaramucci tattoo!" This time, he changed the lyrics to "Mama, I just got canned". But Bloomberg found unanimity among business appraisers that the EBITDA multiple may be double what a comparable fund of funds manager fetches - especially because it has been losing assets.