All I want for Christmas is… a keg of ranch?

Posted November 09, 2017

Hidden Valley has outdone themselves, offering a 5-liter keg full of all the ranch dressing your heart could possibly conjure up.

Someone figured out that five liters is a year's worth of dressing. The company thought through preserving its product, too-until the bitter end.

What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you think of a keg?

The keg has a special coating on the inside that reportedly meets Food and Drug Administration regulations, and will keep the ranch tasting fresh right down to the last dip.

If that's not your style, you can always order a Hidden Valley holiday ranch fountain - with a festive skirt - for $110.

Hidden Valley has announced a line of holiday gifts.

Only preorders are now available and the kegs will start shipping out to customers on December 11.

Or wear your ranch - on an ugly holiday sweater featuring a bottle of it.